have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
this is my favorite post on this whole entire website
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
this is fucking hilarious
How the fuck did he get so good at it in a fuckin week
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
"Hey pst, kid, come here."
I turned instantly to the source of the voice. A small kangaroo awaited, staring at me intently. I was shocked, immensely confused, and terrified. She waited patiently for me to regain my composure.
"Uh me?" I stuttered.
"Who else, mate?" she replied.
The kangaroo was talking to me. It was kind of odd because kangaroos usually do not talk, but I accepted it because kangaroos look a lot like humans, in my opinion. It all became kind of natural eventually, and Sheryl and I still meet every once in a while for games of hopscotch.
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
HAVE SOME PICTURES:
THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)
It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES
this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE:
it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh
OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:
THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU
BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS
AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU
THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE
THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE
THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE
HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES
THIS IS EDIBLE:
THIS WILL KILL YOU
THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH
JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*
*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT
I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR
I WOULD NOT
here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane
The poor models at Louis Vuitton.
yo, fuck marc jacobs, he treats models like complete shit all of the time and never gets called out on it
Oh my god this is real
if this doesnt get people pissed i dont know what will